Mmm

What do you think of when you think of baby food? Maybe some wholesome fruit puree:



Or how about some blitzed-up chicken and noodles? Hearty!



Or how about these?



Yes, that's right, it says "meat sticks." Tiny hot dogs suspended in some kind of preserving liquid. I dread to think. Now surely stuff that's not safe for pregnant women to eat shouldn't be given to babies. Making it tiny doesn't change the fact that it's made from hoof-and-eyelid emulsion...still, could be worse. At least there's no baby cheeseoning.